Humorous Escort

Do you want to know more about me?

Hello, I am Lauren. I originally belonged to Switzerland, and I came to Germany because I admire the vital welfare and economic system here. I have always dreamt of moving and travelling around the world. But when I came here, I fell in love with this place and decided to stay there. I am a humorous escort girl in this agency because I have an excellent sense of humour, and people seem to admire this quality very much.

Gentlemen tell me that I am a complete package because it’s rare to find an escort girl who is hot and humorous at the same time. Well, I am glad I am like this. If you like to spend some time with me, I can join you and ask me at the agency. I can visit you in Essen, Bonn, Cologne, or the NRW area.

Why this agency and not another?

I recently joined this agency, and I am glad they accepted me. This Escort agency is the best in the NRW area, and I am fortunate to be a part of it. I came here because I had many job opportunities and thought of joining the agency to earn a few extra bucks. I passed their strict standards, and surprisingly they asked me to join them as soon as possible. I was delighted and overwhelmed. Soon, all knew me as this remarkable escort agency’s most humorous escort model.

Your perfect escort date?

Well, I am very passionate, and my biggest passion is nature. I love everything about nature and can go on and on about it. Going to a mountain for a hike with my partner can be a dream come true for me. I am a humorous companion, but deep inside, my love for nature grows daily. So I guess my idea of a perfect date would be camping or hiking a mountain. If you are as adventurous as me, join me for an ideal date with an adventurous night ahead. I am sure you will not regret it as I will make it the most memorable night of your life.

What is your favourite travel destination?

As I already mentioned, my passion for nature. It’s effortless to guess the best travel destination for a humorous escort girl like me. It would revolve around an outdoor sport. Tuscany in Italy is my ultimate travel destination. It is not possible to feel dull in this exciting place. I have discovered many adventures in Tuscany and will continue to do so. Along with its landscapes, this place is famous for its history. I would love to accompany a fine gentleman to this fantastic destination someday.

Which work of literature has made the strongest impression on you and why?

John Grisham is my favourite author, and I have read most books by him. I am an avid reader, and reading books maintains my sanity. John’s A time for Mercy is my favourite book these days. This suspenseful novel keeps you glued to the book, and you become oblivious to your surroundings. This book has much courtroom drama, which keeps the readers engaged. It’s about a young boy accused of murdering a man in authority, followed by more drama and suspense. The author has a fantastic ability to create powerful characters.